Terms of service

By shopping with Backdoor Botanics, you agree that:

1. You’re of legal age to make your own slippery decisions.

2. You understand this product is for external and intimate use only, not for experimentation beyond anatomy or physics.

3. You’ll store your product in a cool, dry place, away from direct sunlight and curious housemates.

4. You won’t resell or redistribute our products without written permission (we’re possessive like that).

5. We reserve the right to update these terms at any time, usually after too much coffee or during Mercury retrograde.

We can refuse service if someone’s rude, unsafe, or violating our vibe. Be decent, and we’ll keep you slick.